If you're too old...

get the hell outta my way!! Old people are so ridiculous. Well not all old people, but the ones that I've come into contact with recently...

So Monday's & Wednesday's I have an aqua aerobics class. I love it! It's hard work, but I'm already starting to see an improvement in the way my clothes fit. There's a few older women in that class and they are normally very sweet. But there's this one lady. Fuck. I really really really really dislike this woman. So Carlos and I have been together for 3 years and we really don't fight over possessions or anything because we have a "what's mine is his and what's his is mine" sorta thing going on. Eventually we will get married. And this lady was asking about my life. So I told her: My boyfriend and I have been living together for a while and we're are not married. Well.. that is, according to her, UNACCEPTABLE! Not because the bible says, or the church, or morally. No. Because when we split up (when, not if), when we split up I won't get half of what he owns. So I should get married so I can divorce him for half of his stuff. Seriously? Really. What the hell. Who says that? Who says that? And she isn't like some crazy cat lady, she has a family. But really.. I mean. What the hell. So I let it slide. Whatever, bitch is crazy. But today.. TO-DAY!! Oh my.. I know I'm a little on the hefty side. I wear anywhere from size 12 to size 16, depending on the time of the month, bloating, etc etc... anyway. Well I'm working to correct that. Before my aqua aerobics class, I have a gym class in the gym at school. And since I've started winter session, I've lost about 5 lbs... But according to Mrs. Oldass Knowitall, I'm as obese as she is.. She asked me how my gym class was going and I told her it was fine and she said: "Yeah, that's good. It's a tough class, but girls like us need it." WTF?? Girls like US?? No no no no no.. bitch I ain't part of your fucking clan.. Girls like us. Bitch please. Then, THEN she says: "Yeah I've changed my diet to go along with my exercise routine. You know you should really consider changing your diet so you can loose weight and not have all this energy exercising go to waste." Really bitch? Are you serious... What the fuck. This lady doesn't even know what I eat. And I eat healthy! I have a bowl of apple jacks and soy milk for breakfast, a ham & cheese sandwich and an apple for lunch, a granola bar as a snack, and then whatever thing I make in class or at home for dinner. And I drink tons of water. Change my diet, what I should change is your attitude.. telling me I'm obese.

But I only see her two days a week for about an hour.. so it's not that bad. But the ladies in my culinary class. Damn those bitches are viscous. I've dubbed them: The Senior Citizen Brigade! All of them are most likely menopausal and have kids and a family. I see them on Mondays & Tuesday's from 2 to like 10. They are some of the most scandalous bitches. Especially the leader. Eileen. Ugh! Fuck can that lady be anymore annoying. I mean it's bad enough she thinks she's better than the rest of us but then she takes all the ingredients and hogs them. She takes the equipment we need and hogs it. It's as if she is the queen and we all get her scraps. What the hell. I did NOT pay an arm and a leg for ingredients to get jipped just 'cause Mrs. I'm the Fucking Greatest thinks she gets first dibs. Then on top of that, when we're in the kitchen we are supposed to announce when we have hot plates or pans or knives in our hands and are walking with them. This bitch doesn't say a damn word and then gets irritated and we bump into her or get in her way. Then she'll say it all pissed like she announced it earlier (but she didn't) and make it seem like it's our fault she's a stupid ass.

Whatever. They're all ridiculous. That's just a super short list of all the seniors that irk me. But if I went on I'd probably hate on the whole world. Oh well.

This week has gone by quick. It seems like only yesterday I got belligerent and had to call for someone to drive me & my car home. But that was last week. And that was outrageous. Fuck. My birthday is coming up soon. Hopefully it's better than last years birthday. Last year was boring. This year I've been told that I'm to buy a new blouse and do my hair and makeup 'cause I'm going out to a club. Finally. I've never been to one and apparently that's an outrage. Oh well. Hopefully Lydia and Chris know what they're doing. Hopefully I don't get too drunk but just drunk enough to make it to the bathroom every time. Ha ha ha ha. We'll see how that goes. I have to finish prepping for my culinary final. Guinness chocolate pudding, here I come!

"If you don't like it, you can shove it! But you don't like it, you love it!" - Weezer